Theo's Stories.

He chewed all the way through a large "Crunch 'n Clean" chew bone yesterday. In less than twelve hours to be exact. The first one lasted him a week, the second a couple of days, the third nearly twenty-four hours, and now this. We're talking world records here, people. Tell the neighbor's dogs to hide their chew bones.

You would think after gnawing on something for eleven hours and thirty some minutes his jaw might need a little bit of a break.

Nope.

He moved on to the next best thing - toilet paper. He was even so considerate to leave the shreds for us in case we realized that it was our last roll and, well, in that emergency situation we needed to have something handy and within an arms reach.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's a total gentleman.

And now, I've finally learned the importance of removing an empty roll of TP rather than simply using it as a ledge to support the new, fresh & ultra plush roll.

AG tried to teach me this lesson seven months ago.

Thanks, Theo. Thanks.

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